Oh me, Oh my!!!
That last post I just put up sucks!! It wouldn’t let me center, it wouldn’t let me put the pictures the way I want them, it wouldn’t let me, it wouldn’t!!! Kind of like my day is going right now!!! Oh and by the way a startling revelation…..I am fucken tired!!! My neck is stiff, my back hurt, and my hip is killing me and well lets talk about my wrist shall we? Actually lets not!!
I have been awake since 4am, want to know why? I know you do, you do, don’t you!!! Well I shall tell you then…….
Fucken Stress Man!!! Lexie’s pool party is on Saturday, now mind you we are supposed to get the remnints of a hurricane off the gulf coast, the pool is NOT clearing up like it should and I have NO FUCKEN money to do this party….plus I still don’t know who is gonna come and who isn’t!! Oh Friends, friends of mine, RSVP????? A text will do, an email will do, hell even a drunken phone call in the middle of the night to tell me you are coming will do….NO, I am not crawling out of my nice warm bed to come get you out of jail, NO, NO, NO!!!! But thank you for using your one free phone call to let me know you are coming if you get out of jail…..now where was I? OH yes, fucken flippen out!!!!!!
So I shall leave you for the day as I am about to, to, to what Tania, what are you gonna do? See, I am so stressed I can’t even think of what I could do to unstress me……oh wait, there is? there is a big bottle of wine at home? really? and it is calling my name? NO WAY!!
Ya, Okay, see you there…….